Friday, February 23, 2024

New Immigration Bill Would Only Let In Migrants Accompanied By Group Of Hot Girls

WASHINGTON — In an effort to prevent record crossings at the nation’s southern border, the U.S. Senate on Monday introduced a new bipartisan immigration bill that would only allow entry to migrants accompanied by a group of sexy girls. “This bill will establish a strict 3-to-1 ratio requiring all migrants wishing to enter the United States to arrive with at least three hotties with smoking hot bodies,” said Sen. James Lankford (R-OK), who blasted the Biden. government for allowing thousands of Venezuelan asylum seekers to flood into the country every day without waiting in line or paying their $20 cover. “President Biden will never admit it, but this country is in serious danger of turning into a sausage fest. With this bill, we are saying enough is enough. This bill will allocate funds to increase bouncer safety as well as for miles of strong velvet rope. At press time, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) warned that the bill would be “dead on arrival” in his chamber if it contained nothing about establishing a national dress code.

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