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Another Field Goal Blocked By Cirque Du Soleil Performers Doing Acrobatics On Goal Post


LAS VEGAS — Noting that the dazzling Super Bowl performances had been fun but largely antithetical to the competition, sources confirmed Sunday that another field goal was blocked by Cirque du Soleil performers performing acrobatics on a pole. aim. “It’s great to see so many sparkly leotards and death-defying aerial stunts, but they keep kicking the ball straight into the air every time a kicker tries to score,” said spectator Carla Jeffries, adding that it doesn’t matter how many times the referees blow the ball. As the whistle blew, the Cirque du Soleil performers continued to do cartwheels, somersaults and somersaults through the goal posts at either end of the field. “At first it didn’t seem like a big deal, but then the aerial performers came down from the poles, started riding giant bikes, walking on stilts and completely blocking players from even entering the end zone. Plus, we couldn’t hear anything over the speakers blaring “All you need is love.” Overall it was extremely frustrating. At press time, the crowd began booing after David Copperfield appeared on the field in a cloud of smoke and made the ball disappear every time Patrick Mahomes or Brock Purdy tried to throw it.



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